Post your favorite "core" company and I'll roast them (2024)

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pinkcamo1000what's up guys, you know who it is. Blue flannel, yellow pants, only trick.

Now that 12 year olds with daddy's credit card have discovered my company, I am completely unable to keep up with demand and I have no idea how to expand my business model. I keep trying to make new interesting items but all anyone wants is the same beanie and hoodies over and over. My mom has been locked in a basem*nt making adventure shorts for three months straight. Please help.

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Oct 19 2021 1:03AM

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dolanslebensraum

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NightFantasiesArmada is above criticism change my mind.

Slow bases. I had a pair i skied on a year ago and the grippyness of the bases was impossible to ignore. They were stupendously slow even with a good wax job. Afterwards I got volkl revolt 87s with the racing bases and after a fresh fluoro waxing i almost sh*t my pants with how fast i picked up speed.

armadas seem to be a pretty durable ski, maybe even better than on3p. But i cannot f*cking fathom how much bath salts armada must be shoving up their asses to not be using a faster base material.

i dont try to bash on guys trying to make a living but i have no clue why they havent adopted a better/faster base material you can watch quinn wolfermans slopestyle videos and you can compare him to skiers riding revolt 87s and head framewalls and the difference is palpable. Quinn is going so slow hes casing the landing and ragetli and mceachran are almost overshooting the landing.

Oct 19 2021 1:05AM

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Cream_Sauce

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dolanslebensraumSlow bases.

Did you try waxing them? Are you sure you used the right kind of wax?

Oct 19 2021 4:18AM

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FaunaSkis

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pinkcamo1000could just be a bot

Damn I've been rumbled.

For real tho, DM me your address and i’ll send you something to prove i’m not just a computer program.

Oct 19 2021 4:45AM

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hi_vis360

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armchair_skierWhat’s the take on J Skis?

- founded by a newchool legend
- similar graphics concept as Vishnu
- sponsors street skiers

J skis: still somehow not core?

Oct 19 2021 5:54AM

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hi_vis360

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NightFantasiesArmada is above criticism change my mind.

We had the coolest rider owned brand ever but we were finically illiterate and now we are basically just fancy atomics

Oct 19 2021 5:56AM

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hi_vis360

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betzMoment skis

Yo check out our skis! We are just like on3p except we have 0 clout

Oct 19 2021 5:58AM

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hi_vis360

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SendyMcSendyfaceON3P

whats up. Tyler here. I just want to you know that every time I click into my MADE IN AMERICA ON3P SKIS, the star spangled banned rings out in the background. These skis are so f*cking badass dude. I can ski through anything. I can ski through molten lava. Yes, I ski at Bridger Bowl. The locals at bridger are so sick at skiing, they are better than most pros. I could probably be pro but I ski too f*cking fast to film. This one time I dropped at huge f*cking cliff and landed on a rock, and the rock split in half because my skis made with bald eagle blood are so f*cking durable. No, I don't skateboard in the summer. I go to the gym and do SQUATS and DEADLIFTS so I can drop huge f*cking cliffs all winter. Yes, I am a mod on newschoolers.com. No I don't have a girlfriend, she was tired of hearing about my MADE IN AMERICA ON3P SKIS. Making skis is really f*cking hard, did you know that?? I know everything about skis. Everybody on niche ski websites thinks I'm cool.

Oct 19 2021 6:15AM

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hi_vis360

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FaunaSkisDamn I've been rumbled.

For real tho, DM me your address and i’ll send you something to prove i’m not just a computer program.

What you guys are doing is rad no worries man

Oct 19 2021 6:28AM

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Oct 19 2021 6:36AM

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FaunaSkis

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pinkcamo1000What you guys are doing is rad no worries man

it's a roast, of course its all jokes.
my offer still stands.

Oct 19 2021 7:24AM

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Oct 19 2021 7:33AM

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BradFiAusNzCoCa

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I’ll have a pair of Omnis here pretty soon in the Denver area so if anyone doubts, I can confirm their existence 👽

pinkcamo1000as far as I know these skis as well as gilson only exist on newschoolers.com, I haven't seen them irl so theres no way to be sure they exist. could just be a bot

Dude abs is literally used for LEGO’s so yes. They are lmao

weastcoastHave fun with busted ass delaminated sidewalls. Mfs are made with like lego plastic it seems like hahaha.

Oct 19 2021 8:27AM

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weastcoat

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BradFiAusNzCoCaI’ll have a pair of Omnis here pretty soon in the Denver area so if anyone doubts, I can confirm their existence 👽

Dude abs is literally used for LEGO’s so yes. They are lmao

HAHA that’s actually funny as f*ck

Oct 19 2021 10:31AM

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pinkcamo1000whats up. Tyler here. I just want to you know that every time I click into my MADE IN AMERICA ON3P SKIS, the star spangled banned rings out in the background. These skis are so f*cking badass dude. I can ski through anything. I can ski through molten lava. Yes, I ski at Bridger Bowl. The locals at bridger are so sick at skiing, they are better than most pros. I could probably be pro but I ski too f*cking fast to film. This one time I dropped at huge f*cking cliff and landed on a rock, and the rock split in half because my skis made with bald eagle blood are so f*cking durable. No, I don't skateboard in the summer. I go to the gym and do SQUATS and DEADLIFTS so I can drop huge f*cking cliffs all winter. Yes, I am a mod on newschoolers.com. No I don't have a girlfriend, she was tired of hearing about my MADE IN AMERICA ON3P SKIS. Making skis is really f*cking hard, did you know that?? I know everything about skis. Everybody on niche ski websites thinks I'm cool.

Parts of this make me feel attacked.

Oct 19 2021 10:40AM

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Oct 19 2021 11:07AM

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betz

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pinkcamo1000Yo check out our skis! We are just like on3p except we have 0 clout

I think you mean ON3P is like Moment except ON3P has zero clout outside of newschoolers.

Two skiers have skied on Moments in the Olympics. Moment was founded before ON3P. Moment has a Wikipedia page, ON3P doesn't.

Oct 19 2021 11:44AM

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CatdickBojangles

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betzI think you mean ON3P is like Moment except ON3P has zero clout outside of newschoolers.

Two skiers have skied on Moments in the Olympics. Moment was founded before ON3P. Moment has a Wikipedia page, ON3P doesn't.

ON3P has tons of clout on TGR. Those dudes literally jerk off to every spec of the skis. Like heated arguments on weights and sh*t.

Oct 19 2021 11:52AM

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BradFiAusNzCoCa

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I would wager ON3P is more known internationally and overall than Moment. Both are GREAT skis but I met way more ON3P fan boys during my time abroad. Moment doesn’t have quite the reach atm aside from places like black sheep sports in Munich

CatdickBojanglesON3P has tons of clout on TGR. Those dudes literally jerk off to every spec of the skis. Like heated arguments on weights and sh*t.

Oct 19 2021 12:02PM

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Jems

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pinkcamo1000The locals at bridger are so sick at skiing, they are better than most pros.

this is lowkey kind of true lots of f*cked up young senders

Oct 19 2021 12:05PM

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Oct 19 2021 12:19PM

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betzI think you mean ON3P is like Moment except ON3P has zero clout outside of newschoolers.

Two skiers have skied on Moments in the Olympics. Moment was founded before ON3P. Moment has a Wikipedia page, ON3P doesn't.

CatdickBojanglesON3P has tons of clout on TGR. Those dudes literally jerk off to every spec of the skis. Like heated arguments on weights and sh*t.

Ahem:

https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php/300074-ON3P-SKIS-Discussion

This why I laugh when kids here get so hung up on who is on the team, and non-park skiers riding ON3P.

Oct 19 2021 12:27PM

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pinkcamo1000this one is hard. but I've seen a sh*tload of pairs of libertys fall apart. I've heard that the quality has gotten better though

Yeah I've got the liberty AT touring bindings they collab'ed with Tyrolia in 2017. They broke on like the third day, with very little tension, while I was converting on the peak of some challenging terrain.

In fairness, they sent me a replacement part, and that was nice, and it costed money to fix... but I'm kinda scared to even ride the bindings because idk about trusting this thin little strap again:

Oct 19 2021 12:28PM

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1M_peaches

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animatorThey’re different skiers with different styles who tf cares about “objectively true”
That’s wack af for you to comment sh*t like that lmao since they’re BOTH definitely better than you are

**This post was edited on Oct 18th 2021 at 9:50:35pm

yeah that is definitely true

Oct 19 2021 12:31PM

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CatdickBojangles

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SessionAhem:

https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php/300074-ON3P-SKIS-Discussion

This why I laugh when kids here get so hung up on who is on the team, and non-park skiers riding ON3P.

I check that thread a good bit to see what’s in the pipeline even though I’m not member. Insane amount of knowledge in that thread. @kid-kapow might know
more than some ON3P employees.

Oct 19 2021 12:40PM

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Grantito

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pinkcamo1000what's up guys, you know who it is. Blue flannel, yellow pants, only trick.

Now that 12 year olds with daddy's credit card have discovered my company, I am completely unable to keep up with demand and I have no idea how to expand my business model. I keep trying to make new interesting items but all anyone wants is the same beanie and hoodies over and over. My mom has been locked in a basem*nt making adventure shorts for three months straight. Please help.

lol I love this

Oct 19 2021 1:19PM

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iggyskier

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pinkcamo1000bald eagle blood

Oct 19 2021 1:24PM

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hot.pocket

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pinkcamo1000Yo check out our skis! We are just like on3p except we have 0 clout

Oct 19 2021 1:32PM

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Christian_Bale

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pinkcamo1000does anyone know flat stans NS username?

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animator

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pinkcamo1000We had the coolest rider owned brand ever but we were finically illiterate and now we are basically just fancy atomics

pinkcamo1000Yo check out our skis! We are just like on3p except we have 0 clout

I’m howling at these two holy sh*t 😭😭😭😭

Oct 19 2021 2:17PM

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mrk127

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Cream_SauceDid you try waxing them? Are you sure you used the right kind of wax?

Don't question the fluoro man's wax job

Oct 19 2021 2:21PM

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hot.pocket

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BradFiAusNzCoCaI would wager ON3P is more known internationally and overall than Moment. Both are GREAT skis but I met way more ON3P fan boys during my time abroad. Moment doesn’t have quite the reach atm aside from places like black sheep sports in Munich

Oct 19 2021 2:24PM

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hot.pocket

I think you guys may sword fight a little differently.

Oct 19 2021 3:21PM

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BradFiAusNzCoCa

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That chipotle banana just reminded me that the meridian is discontinued 😞

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CLQ

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betzI think you mean ON3P is like Moment except ON3P has zero clout outside of newschoolers.

Two skiers have skied on Moments in the Olympics. Moment was founded before ON3P. Moment has a Wikipedia page, ON3P doesn't.

The problem with pipe skiing is that I don't think anyone cares about it.

Oct 19 2021 3:41PM

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CLQThe problem with pipe skiing is that I don't think anyone cares about it.

Hey dude welcome back! Did the move go okay?

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Schoess

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CLQThe problem with pipe skiing is that I don't think anyone cares about it.

It's really really cool, but I think watching it in competition format can be boring. Watching dudes do it for fun and for videos is super dope

Oct 19 2021 4:02PM

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hi_vis360

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PrunedLanklyRMU

least creative name for a ski company and it's not even close

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hi_vis360

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switchlip2Head kore

stumped on this one, I can't think up anything funnier than what head's marketing team comes up with

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hi_vis360

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SchoessJiberish

identity crisis: the brand

Oct 19 2021 4:40PM

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hi_vis360

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skeirmanSaga

so we just went all in with the steve stepp trollin series and now our brand is thriving!

Oct 19 2021 4:41PM

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Schoess

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pinkcamo1000identity crisis: the brand

LOL

Oct 19 2021 4:43PM

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hi_vis360

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BiffbarfFull Tilt

I bought these boots to look cool and they're easy to put on. But why do my feet hurt so much??

Oct 19 2021 4:51PM

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CLQ

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larilinesignHey dude welcome back! Did the move go okay?

Yes, its great! The roommates are super chill too! You're more than welcome to crash at my place next time you're in town

Oct 19 2021 4:54PM

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CLQ

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SchoessIt's really really cool, but I think watching it in competition format can be boring. Watching dudes do it for fun and for videos is super dope

I couldn't agree more!

Oct 19 2021 4:56PM

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betz

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pinkcamo1000I bought these boots to look cool and they're easy to put on. But why do my feet hurt so much??

They only hurt for the first couple hours, then my feet go numb so it's cool

Oct 19 2021 4:58PM

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